Welcome to Your Go-To Blog for First-Time Mombies!

Welcome to my chaotic corner of the internet, where I spill the tea on getting knocked up and having zero clue what the hell I’m doing. One minute I’m vibing with a glass of wine and bad decisions, the next I’m peeing on a stick staring at two fucking lines. If you’re pregnant, confused, mildly terrified, and googling “how to human while growing a human,” congrats – you’ve found your people. I’m here to help you learn from my mistakes. Buckle up, babe. Shit’s about to get real.